Debian GNU/Linux is a stable, secure and complete system that solves almost any kind of need.

But what happens when all needs are fulfilled?
When all our wishes came true?
When all our systems are perfectly reliable and we can't even feel busy by supervising the useless fiddling of a defrag?

We flame each others, I know. That is the problem.

We need creative, ingenious and totally useless ways of wasting our time.
Luckily in this talk we will see a lot of them.